Dawn of the Red Clouds (Comic relief rp) (Rated-R)

[raven851]

It was the dawn of the new day, the crimson disk that is the Sun was already beginning to rise. A lone figure stood alone watching the sun rise from atop an industrial looking tower that is located in the heart of Amegakure. This little industrial looking village had been under the grasp of the iron fist of Pein, the leader of the rouge organization known as Akatsuki. The man atop the tower had a brutal looking appearance to him. He was donned in a long black robe with red clouds etched upon it, a headdress that covered his face and a black cloth to cover his mouth. The owner of the ghastly face had no pupils but a green iris and his skin gave him the horrifying appearance of a zombie, hence the nickname he earned from the Former Seven Swordsmen of the Mist Hoshigake Kisame. It was he and his partner who had earned the nickname of Zombie Brothers due to their immortality and due to Kakuzu's chilling appearance. The former Takigakure shinobi was once an accomplished nin in his own village well before he had failed his mission of assassinating the First Hokage, which had almost cost him his life. Kakuzu returned to face humiliation and degradation. Kakuzu fed up with this stole the Earth Grudge Fear scroll and fled.

A ring on Kakuzu's left middle finger glinted as the Sun finally rose and it's rays reflected off the jade in the center of his ring, a symbol of his position in the Akatsuki. Kakuzu's footsteps echoed off the steel flooring as he made his way back into the lair. It was quite a shock for anyone to see this nuke nin idle as he was always out and about collecting bounties which was why he is the self procalimed Treasurer of Akatsuki. The lair was soothing and cool without the presence of the other members. Some members such as Tobi and Kakuzu annoyed Kakuzu to no end, but he was relatively cool about it. Yet the single most person that simply annoys the hell out of Kakuzu up till the point where he wished him a brutal death was his very own partner Hidan. Words cannot begin to describe how much Kakuzu hated him, from his stupid long rituals to his arrogance and stupidity. Kakuzu simply hated the air that he breathed. Yet to Kakuzu's sheer annoyance he simply cannot be killed. With that Kakuzu painfully learned to live with it. Kakuzu looked down to the metal briefcase that was handcuffed to his left hand and smirked underneath his mask. 45,000,000 ryo bounty. That was not an easy hunt even for this veteran of murder but it was absolutely worth it, but as always Hidan had to come in and spoil the moment by bitching and whining constantly the entire way and back.

[Hidan]

Hidan had been trying to get back to sleep now for the tenth time this morning, his irritating partner had risen at the crack of fucking dawn... again, not taking any care not to wake him... He'd pay for that.

He got up and adorned his robes, thanked jashin and left his chambers looking for the fucker who woke him up, no doubt to go and fuel his heritic like lust for cash.

He rounded the corner to see that proud fucker poncing down the hall with his fucking breifcase... they should get a fucking room.
He would normal of thrown himself and his sythe at the prick but this time he thought he would torture him... by walking around with him and telling him all the reasons jashin was going to smite him for what he was doing.

He began to walk towards kakuzu, almost smirking to himself.

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Kakuzu eagerly sat on the floor in the middle of the lair with his back to the wall. Kakuzu flicked his wrist causing the briefcase to slide towards where he was sitting. Kakuzu's general cold eyes glinted with a malicious glow as the briefcase. Click, click click, the briefcase opened and through the reflection of his green iris one would be able to clearly see the stacks upon stacks of Ryo neatly piled into the briefcase. Kakuzu then began to extract one pile at a time counting every bill then stacking it next to him, he proceeded with every pile until he was halfway through what he was doing. Kakuzu's sadistic green eyes looked up and glared as his partner waltzed in through the door. "Tsh!" Kakuzu's eyes followed the pendant that swung from his neck as he approached. Right before Hidan would open his mouth and release his daily word vomit, Kakuzu raised his left hand in an open palm and spoke in usual brutal tone. "Save it you moron, I don't need your daily tirade of how I'm going to hell because you know damn well that I don't mind going because Hell is run on money." Without further ado Hidan did break out into his word vomit and began pelting Kakuzu with at least 50 different reasons on why Jashin would smite Kakuzu for his habits. Kakuzu merely looked towards Hidan when he was finally done and calmly stated.

"Good Morning to you too Hidan, it is indeed a pain to look at that ugly head of yours in the morning." With that Kakuzu turned to what he was doing before that pain in the ass Jashinist fanatic came bursting in and insulting him. With that Kakuzu just went back to counting his money once again, as much as it pained Kakuzu he would have to give this in to his leader, but before Kakuzu helped himself to a very handsome share which he placed into another steel briefcase. Kakuzu then un-handcuffed himself from the old briefcase and handcuffed himself to the new one, just in case another member gets greedy and tries to do something funny. When Kakuzu was done with the transaction he turned to Hidan and coldly stated. " Hidan, do you intend to stand there the whole day and prove to everyone how stupid you are or do you actually intend to help for once? We have just received orders to go to Kirigakure once this meeting is over to search for the Bijuu also while I'm there I am going to be going after a bounty, a young missing nin by the name of Suigetsu Hōzuki. We will interrogate him regarding the whereabouts of Orochimaru then I'll take his corpse to the bounty hunter's office. Any complaints?" Kakuzu then got up and stood facing his partner. The last part of his question was rhetorical but Kakuzu knew that Hidan not being the smartest pickle in the jar would complain and whine halfway to Kirigakure.

OOC: Hidan I hate being such a douche but can you please increase your post size because it is hard to build up on the rp when you barely give me information to build off, so sorry but thank you for being so considerate.

[Hidan]

[ Yeah sorry dude that was really short but you didnt give me much reason to be anywhere so i tired, ill make the others longer, also could you leave said "word vomit" to me i love ranting it ]

Hidan continued his pace towards kakuzu, pleased with the sound kakuzu made, it ment he was not pleased to see hidan. He reached kakuzu thinking he had him by surprise
".." but he was abruptly cut of when his partner raised his palm and began to speak over him. The fuck did he know anyway.
He didnt care that he didnt have the upperhand of surprise anymore and continued to blast kakuzu with reasons as to why he was going to get cursed by jashin and go to hell, after 15 minutes of this hidan felt a little light headed and decided to breath. Unforunatly this was enough time for his partner to start talking again, he just didnt shut up did he.

As soon as he finnished hidan had enough air in his lungs to continue his rant.
"You wouldn't have to see this "ugly" head in the morining if you werent up so fucking early, not only that but you didnt have to go knocking everything over and slamming that damn breifcase around either you clumsy ass moron !" Hidan exclaimed getting progressivly louder towards the end.

After that outburst hidan stood bewildered... his partner was unphased... he was'nt trying to kill him, infact he hadent even moved... it was that money he was happy so long as he was counting money, hidan watched as the piles grew higher and eventually the Ryou was split into two cases.
He was snapped out of his thoughts by kakuzus harsh voice and glare.
Shit that was right there was a meeting today, more chances for people to try and disprove jashin but unfortuantly he had to, as much as he disliked pein, there leader did seam to have a way of getting things done.

"kakuzu my friend thats all the way in Kirigakure you know thats alot of walking, as well as your dumbass side trips to your heathen brothers on the path to gain more moeny... which you never spend i might add, and we'd have to fight and i might die, so no there is absolutly no chance that im coming with you... Hidan trailed of and thought for a second, he didnt like the idea of walking but then again there was nothing to apease jashin here either so he re thought his answer, "Infact on second thoughts i will acompany you, but only to capture the Bijuu, i have no iterest in orochimaru or money, so will only come with you on the mission actually given to us by our leader... I also know how much you'll love my company" He said rather sarcasticly and smuggly.

Now it was no doubt time for the meeting, "Come on, were gona be late and im going to blame you" He said before sharply turning and walking towards where the meeting was being held, he was walking briskly but at a pace he knew his "partner" could keep up to.

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"You wouldn't have to see this "ugly" head in the morning if you werent up so fucking early, not only that but you didn't have to go knocking everything over and slamming that damn breifcase around either you clumsy ass moron !" Kakuzu ignored his partner until he counted his money once more and shoved the briefcase inside his Akatsuki cloak and secured the cuffs on the briefcase on his left hand and got up to face his partner, his nose inches away of that of Hidan and snarled. "I'm so sorry that I disrupted your beauty sleep, Hidan-chan but it's such a shame that I woke you up in time to do your dumbass rituals." Kakuzu's voice was dripping with malicious sarcasm, his voice raising just over Hidan's. Kakuzu was just about ready to sucker punch Hidan but decided against it for now. No need to piss his leader just yet, as Kakuzu was about to deliver a good sum of cash for him.

"kakuzu my friend that is all the way in Kirigakure you know that's a lot of walking, as well as your dumbass side trips to your heathen brothers on the path to gain more money... which you never spend i might add, and we'd have to fight and i might die, so no there is absolutely no chance that I'm coming with you... Kakuzu scoffed at his remark as he adjusted his Akatsuki ring on his left middle finger. "Call me that one more time Hidan and I swear I'll kill you. As for the trip whether you like it or not you know damn well that you have to accompany me no matter where I go these are the leader's orders. Lastly regarding the money I do not spend is none of your concern as I have a little side project for the money I earn from these bounties not that you will be interested anyways." Kakuzu then walked away from his partner. Kakuzu now smug, found a comfortable spot on the floor with his back to the wall watching as his partner was about to blow up.

OOC: Sorry this is so short I have no muse but I squeezed my mind to do this post.

[Tobi]

Yet another dreadful day at Amegakure, it was raining and the mood was gloomy has always. Has the morning came, the bright orange could be seen at the horizon, although the clouds were blocking most of the rays, some could make it across the clouds. Although they couldn't reach the other side of the village...They would be stopped by a huge statue in the middle of Amegakure. It looked like a ancient god. It was huge, it had a huge tongue and it was holding a pipe on one hand. That was the place were Pain usually sat, gazing upon Amegakure from above. Konan would usually be right behind him, watching his back has always. And leaned on the wall would be Madara, talking to Pain about recent plans and plots to capture the Bijuu's...

Right after one of those meetings Madara was wandering the halls. Something was troubling him... He was the one pulling the strings in Akatsuki, he was the one who was commanding the whole operation, he was the one who was acting like a stupid helpless idiot called Tobi, who didn't even know how to hold a kunai straight. Even he was aggravated with Tobi... He was so freaking retarded, although not completely useless.
Any who, he was weary about something, at the meeting Madara picked up a strange feeling when Konan was there. Madara didn't really care because has long has Pain remains his pawn, so will Konan, but if something would happen to Pain... Konan was surely to leave the Organization. her scouting skills were very useful, although not has good has Zetsu's. So if she left there wasn't really any loss.

His steps echoed through out the empty halls of the hideout. He was playing with his ring on his left thumb, thinking of what to do next when he heard some commotion coming from below. Madara sighed, "Yet again I must play the idiot part... This is aggravating.", he said to himself has he peeked just like Tobi would do in a way everybody would see. His ass was sticking out.
He heard has Kakuzu and Hidan were arguing. it was kind of amusing seeing them both arguing.
Tobi creeped out of his hiding spot like he normally does and goes besides Hidan and says in a mocking tone "Huuuuuu Kakuzu-senpai got you! Hahaha! Good one Kakuzu-senpai!", Tobi said has he creeped to Kakuzu's location watching the briefcase, "Huuuuu! It looks really full Kakuzu-senpai! YOu had a good run! Can I see how much money you made? Please, Please!", he looked like a little kid asking to see something, he was really annoying.